Those Pesky Teachers

Alec has come out with a few humdingers about his teachers recently. Here are a couple:

One day, out of nowhere:

"Miss Michelle is a lovely and kind teacher. But she does get mad if you hit your friend".

One day, when asked how he enjoyed a piano recital given at his school, he replied:

"Yes, but the worst part was the talking"

Me: "Oh, who was talking"

Alec: "Miss Jan"

Me: "What was she saying?"

Alec: "She Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alec!"

Another non-behavior related exchange with his Dad was:

Alec's Dad: "Alec, who is the tallest girl in your class?"

Alec: "Miss Michelle."